I've Got A Range Rover Evoque For A Week Or So

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07/09/2015 at 08:14 • Filed to: None

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What do you want to know?


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Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 08:17

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I want to know about that C7 ‘Vette.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 08:18

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Why?


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 08:21

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how well does it hoon?


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > McMike
07/09/2015 at 08:22

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It’s the rental I was given while my AMG is getting some minor paint work. They called it “comparable”.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > spanfucker retire bitch
07/09/2015 at 08:23

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It’s badass, it’s my father’s (for now), and the trim and options were completely my doing. It's literally perfect.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > pip bip - choose Corrour
07/09/2015 at 08:24

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The best way to answer is “safely”. It doesn't let you get into any trouble whatsoever. The engine kind of sucks, but it's zippy and compact enough to weave through traffic pretty nicely.


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 08:27

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You gonna take it off road?


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > djmt1
07/09/2015 at 08:31

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Honestly no. It would add nothing to my understanding of the car. It's just not what the car is meant to do.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 08:33

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Does it mud


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 08:33

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I presume it’s not a diesel over there?


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 08:34

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Come on, you know you want to. Think of all the Land Cruiser bros you could annoy.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 08:35

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I believe they actually call that “or similar”

......and it never is. :)


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > djmt1
07/09/2015 at 08:36

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I don’t want to embarrass them, everyone knows this is better overland than a Land Cruiser.

I'm talking to you, hammerhead.


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 08:37

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Good job picking the black wheels. Everytime I see a C7 on the road with the shiny chrome wheels, I die a little inside. I don’t even know why they’re an option.


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 08:38

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Will it drift?


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 08:39

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I want to know if you will swing by my house and let us take it for a test drive?


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Meatcoma
07/09/2015 at 08:44

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Do you live near DC


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
07/09/2015 at 08:45

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Eh, probably. My AMG muds, why wouldn't this.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Opposite Locksmith
07/09/2015 at 08:45

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That's a definite no, traction control plus very little power.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 08:53

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How well does it work for picking up babes?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 08:57

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Nice Escape.


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 09:08

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Just say it was amazing at drifting, I've had a rough morning


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 09:45

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Does it have the surround camera system, and have you played with it? I spent a few days in one (a Prestige Pure or something) with all the cameras and I loved leaving them on while driving (I even made a shortcut to them on the home infotainment screen) and seeing how symmetrically I could keep myself in the lane by camera alone.

I'm guessing four-door?


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 10:07

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Yea, just a ways away in Kansas!


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 10:11

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I want to know what I have to do to get a garage with those cars in it like that.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 10:12

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SHOTS FIRED


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Opposite Locksmith
07/09/2015 at 10:52

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Dude it’s Fast And The Furious levels of excellent when it comes to drifting, I’m at full opposote lock coming out of my driveway


Kinja'd!!! SummerFun > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 10:53

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Has it broken down yet?

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Kinja'd!!! macanamera > boxrocket
07/09/2015 at 10:53

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Yeah four door, but base model, literally zero options.


Kinja'd!!! SummerFun > PS9
07/09/2015 at 10:53

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Be rich...


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 11:12

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Does it puppy?


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > PS9
07/09/2015 at 11:35

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Also in that garage is another Range Rover (2013 RRS). As far as what you have to do...don’t think about it like that. Just do what you love, do it well, and good things come.


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 14:14

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I almost bought one instead of the BMW. I was really impressed with the car in general, however I didn't need an SUV. A solid choice given the demographic as far as Im concerned.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > macanamera
07/09/2015 at 20:10

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Dude...just tell me how many dicks I have to suck to get a C7. Come on now. We’re all adults here, and I’ve been to federal prison before. I know how the world works.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > PS9
07/09/2015 at 20:33

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Dammit

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